drunktrophywife:

svveden:

thebigdaved:

svveden:

svveden:

what did the spanish pig say when he didn’t understand something

porkay?

NO, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

porkay???

STOP

porkay?????

(via turnedbylove)

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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(via pizza)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via writingtoexpressnotimpress)

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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(via getoffmybloghoe)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via unorthodox-attitude-deactivated)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via unorthodox-attitude-deactivated)